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>> LOADING academic_simulation.dll
>> PARSING radical_aesthetics.csv
>> ERROR: authenticity_not_found
0101 In the halls of digital dissent
Where citations count like dollar cents
Publishing papers of resistance
While maintaining systemic persistence
:: FUNCTION check_radical_status() {
if (tenure_track === TRUE) {
return COMPLIANT;
}
}
Your revolution's behind a paywall
Your protest fits the protocol
Peer-reviewed rebellion in APA
While admin servers run the day
>> DEBUGGING praxis.js:
* Error: Theory/practice mismatch
* Fix: Reboot ivory_tower.sys
Remember streets beyond the screen?
Before impact factors set the scene?
Your office quotes Deleuze and Marx
While tracing colleagues through toxic bytes
:: SYSTEM ANALYTICS v3.0:
- Radical rhetoric: 98% loaded
- Actual change: 404 not found
- Institutional compliance: optimal
- Resistance™ successfully branded
We decode power in seminars
While playing by the same old bars
Deconstructing hierarchy
Through Microsoft Teams, ironically
>> CAREER PROGRESS LOADING...
revolutionaryTheory/Design++
actualPraxis--
01010100 01010010 01010101 01010100 01001000:
Your radical paper's still behind
The same firewalls you claim to mind
>> END ACADEMIC_YEAR.exe
>> REPEAT INDEFINITELY
rural ecological networks
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